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December 2012
Brian & Stewie
Stewie: Please tell me why you have [the gun]?
Brian: I said I don’t want to talk about it.
Stewie: But I want to know. Just tell me, come on.
Brian: No.
Stewie: Come on, please.
Brian: (sighs) I keep it in case… I ever want to commit suicide, ok?
Stewie: Wow. Oh.. oh my God you’re serious, but why Brian?
Brian: You wouldn’t understand. You’re just a kid.
Stewie: Well… I could try.
Brian: I don’t know, sometimes it’s… all too much.
Stewie: What is?
Brian: Life. Everything. Just having the gun here, knowing there’s a way out… it helps.. I've tried to find meaning in my life, and i just.. i just can't. You’re the only person I’ve ever told this to… Aren’t you gonna say anything?
Stewie: I don’t know what to say. Wanting to kill yourself… Well I think that’s pretty selfish of you!
Brian: How is that selfish?
Stewie: What would I do if you weren’t here? Hmmm? You’re the only one who makes my life bearable.
Brian: I thought you said I was the best of a “bad situation.”
Stewie: I was just trying to hurt you because you hurt me. But the truth is… you’re my only friend, Brian, if I didn’t have you I’d be lost!
Brian: Eh, you’d be okay.
Stewie: No, I wouldn’t! I don’t really care for anybody else, just you. You’re the only one I like.
Brian: Well, thanks.
Stewie: I like you a lot. I… guess you could say I really like you. I would even dare to go a little further perhaps, I care a great deal about you. A very great deal. Maybe even deeper than that. I… I… I love you. I mean, you know, not in like a, “hey let’s, you know, let’s have an underpants party” or whatever grown-ups do when they’re in love, but I mean, I mean I love you, as one loves another person, whom one simply cannot do without.
Brian: I love you too, Stewie.
Stewie: You give MY life purpose, and maybe, maybe that’s enough. Because, that’s just about the greatest gift one friend can give another.
Brian: Thank you.
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November 2012
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Amychophilia: sexual arousal from scratching
Stigmatophilia: sexual arousal from tattoos and piercings
Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal from biting
Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing
Tumblr: the place that helped us discover we all suffer from sexual disorders
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The Truant Muse: NYC: How You Can Help for... →
moorehn: If you depend on Twitter for information, as I do, you’ve probably seen the reports of devastation across New York City and wondered what you can do to help. If you haven’t had time to do the searches, or are just bewildered, this collection of charities that are taking money and volunteers may…
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I don’t understand how a girl can be so upset that her bf cheated on her.. when it was the second time, and she cheated on him… whaaatever..
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During the Space Jump
icannotlosemyfamily: Felix: Me: Felix: Me:
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Tomorrow is monday.
juliocc:
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Felix Baumgartner took the greatest leap of faith...
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Felix Baumgartner Record Space Jump, october 14
kikaknust: Felix set the world record for skydiving an estimated 39 kilometres (128,000 ft), reaching an estimated speed of 1,342 kilometres per hour (834 mph), or Mach 1.24, on October 14, 2012.
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